August 2009
6 posts
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yesterday i was watching cnn and when no one else was looking anderson cooper winked at me i swear to god…
the goods; the don ready story, is about as funny as an infant with cancer dying in your arms
if i looked for a job half as much as i skank alone in my room i would most likely be employed
shark week? more like shark weak!
Like most people I plan each year arround the arrival of Animal Planets Shark Week. But, throughout the years shark week has progressed very little, and now animal planet is even re-broadcasting shark specials from previous Shark Weeks. Shark Week needs some fresh material. Albeit there is only so much infromation that can be shared about these impecable predators of the blue by our friends at...
interesting stuff n' horrible jokes
Horrible Jokes
two silk worms had a race, they ended up in a tie.
two hats are chillin’ on a hat rack, one says to the other “you stay here, I’ll go on a head.”
the short fortune teller escaped from jail, he was a small medium at large.
AAAAnd on that note
Interesting Stuff
According to my favorite revisionist historian Michael A. Hoffman II, from 1609 until the ...
badasmuufuckinopinions
1! poker is not good TV, not even after dark.
2! Escape From LA, is a bad the worst movie ever made.
3! everyone in the world needs to know about Simo Häyhä