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interesting stuff n’ horrible jokes

Horrible Jokes

  • two silk worms had a race, they ended up in a tie.
  • two hats are chillin’ on a hat rack, one says to the other “you stay here, I’ll go on a head.”
  • the short fortune teller escaped from jail, he was a small medium at large.

AAAAnd on that note

Interesting Stuff

  • According to my favorite revisionist historian Michael A. Hoffman II, from 1609 until the early 1800s, two thirds of all the White colonists who came to the New World came as slaves. (I’m gonna turn my 40 acres into a driving range!)
  • in 1752 Benjamin Franklin discovered electricty, or did he?